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max hammer

When a man gets a running start, and attempts to ring the asshole of another man (The other man is bent over with his cheeks spread.) with his cock. The sensation you can get from this is awesome. Generous amounts of lube is recommended though.

We also play this as a game at parties. The first man to cum has to be "it".
My ass is sore from max hammering all night.
by Big Gay Roberto April 25, 2007
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Pwned to the max

to be pwned to the most a person can possibly be pwned. pwned being another word for owned.. with a typo.
"-Holly just pushed me over and then threw poo at my head....
-Rozie, you got pwned to the max!"
by Rozzz October 9, 2008
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max cavelera

Metal vocalist/guitarist from Brazil. He started a band with his brother, Igor called Sepultura, which was pretty popular as far as death metal went throughout the 80's and early 90's. After his departure from the band,he started a "nu" metal band called Soulfly, which he has currently released his 5th studio album for.
Max cavelera played a lead that almost made my ears bleed and my brain blow up.
by Dark Lord of Darkness November 26, 2006
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Max

The cable box accompanied with Sasktel.
Why do you have Sasktel Max?
by Johnny Tohnny June 18, 2011
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Blue Max

A Prussian medal givin to the Red Baron among other people

The second half of the best Iced Earth song ever (Red Baron/Blue Max)
by Tuldor October 10, 2005
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Pulling a max

1. To think your going to fart and instead poop your pants

2. To screw something up
1. I think that guy is pulling a Max.

2. You idiot! You are always pulling a Max!
by Scrubtastic January 16, 2017
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Max Rawlinson

To be called a Max Rawlinson is to be considered the lowest point in your entire life and you should seriously consider suicide. His cock is so small and he gets beaten up by 9 year old girls. Some say he sucks cock so hard that he still has foreskin stuck in his throat, causing his extremely high pitch voice. Has no chance at getting pussy that you almost feel bad for him until you remember his bedtime is 6:30 and he likes fortnite. Also known as Mr pickles, commonly abbreviated to pickle bitch, pickle bot, pickle nigger, pickle sweat.
I'm sorry. I didn't want to say this, but seriously. You're being a Max Rawlinson. *Other person instantly kills themselves.*
by babatounde68+1 March 9, 2020
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