this phenomenon is when you are straight but people constantly doubt your sexuality and affirmly believe that you are Gay
Person 1: Are you sure your straight you seem pretty Gay
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox
by MattyboyoXDFAM June 9, 2022
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by Mark Askew 34 December 23, 2021
Get the Matthew Cotterillmug. To “pull a Matthew” refers to getting high from cannabis. It may be used to specifically refer to getting high in the morning or before a social event or even on a hike in nature. baked stoned high wake n bake
by Bondini May 27, 2019
Get the Pull a Matthewmug. A guy that is hot but is also racist and praises Hitler. Many girls tried to fuck him but he says that he is committed to a russian girl that doesn't know he exists. Drinks a lot of whisky from his dads bar but would never during anything else. A Matthew Mannion is also a bit of a pussy. He is scared of mayonnaise.
"Heil Hitler" -Matthew Mannion
by Anyas Polk January 9, 2023
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by BlahBlahDefinitions November 19, 2018
Get the Matthew Francomug. A boy who loves to spend his weekend jacking off to cars. He often hangs with his lord and savior Cannon. If you break the ten commandments of cannon he goes ape shit and will whoop your ass. He likes playing xbox with his amigos. Is an overall nice guy (Nice guys always finish last).
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