Marcus

Marcus (noun):
A legendary individual known for having a girlfriend for reasons nobody can fully remember—or explain—but everyone agrees it somehow makes perfect sense.

Becca has a girlfriend named "Azra" but Azra is above her league like thats weird Like a marcus...

by Yo why lowber November 30, 2025

marcus

A person who is funny but not intelligent. Likely has a few friends but is very single.

You are such a Marcus!

by buijklgfabhgfdfagagfdfdsagfa December 19, 2025

Marcus

A white boy

Who’s that?

Oh that’s just Marcus

by Bugkisser December 28, 2025

Sebastian Markus

If you meet him the first time, you will wonder, how a person can be so smart and such an idiot at the same time. He is usually pretty funny but he can get pretty serious in sertain topics. A Sebastian Markus always gets girls way out of his league. He is not the perfect lover, but his girlfriend still loves him. He is a weired guy and his friends only stay with him to protect other people of him, but they are fine with it.

What is wrong with Sebastian Markus?

Eveything.

by Nymareg December 6, 2018

Julia Marcus

THIS CUNT ASS HOE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO HAVE PROPER FUCKING HYGENE SO HER PUSSY DOESNT SMELL LIKE IT HAS 15 MILLION DEAD FISH LIVING INSIDE OF IT SINCE THE YEAR 1653 AND SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO NOT BE A SELF CENTERED ASSHOLE WHO THINKS SHES PRETTY BC IN REALITY, SHES FUCKING NOT. SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOOSE HAD SEX W A TOAD AND WHAT CAME OUT WAS JULIA MARCUS. EVERYONE I TALK TO DOESNT EVEN LIKE HER, THEY ALL THINK SHES ANNOYING AS FUCK. I CANT SAY THAT I HAVE EVER ACTUALLY LIKED HER. I USED HER BC SHE HAS A BIG FUCKING HOUSE AND I LIKE BIG HOUSES BUT I DONT LIKE HER STANK ASS. SHES SO FUCKING REPULSIVE THAT JUST STANDING NEAR HER GIVES ME FUCKING AIDS. GOOD LORD.

Friend 1: Dude, that girl is kinda fire...
Friend 2: Yeah but she’s a Julia Marcus.
Friend 1: Oh shit, I can practically smell her fishy puss from here.
Friend 2: Same.

by Alliiiiison Smiiiith April 8, 2019

La’Marcus Burks

La’Marcus Burks is A Lightskin that’s is obsessed with Amari a ghetto black girl that goes to Laredo. Marcus is also very ghetto and has a very sexy wife aka Biankhy’s wife. Marcus is also very gay and is chubby asf and has many flavored dildos in his room.

La’Marcus Burks loves Amaris coochie

by Michael Keegan December 2, 2019

daniel marcus

Daniel Marcus is a tall mf from norway. Daniel Marcus is handsome, sexy ,smart And the best person you can ever met

(Person) yo is that Daniel Marcus he is so cool
(Someother dude) ofc its Daniel Marcus

by Short mf December 18, 2020