Girl who is in the club looking every which way pickin off guys at every song then leaving on the dance floor
she can't make up her mind
guy version of the pimp
she can't make up her mind
guy version of the pimp
by Dreamer719 April 17, 2010
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Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"
Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"
by Chris January 28, 2004
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henry loves to insert his penis into a women who is on her period. once they have ejaculated he is left with a red and white willy.
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henry loves to insert his penis into a women who is on her period. once they have ejaculated he is left with a red and white willy.
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women- im on my period
henry- that okay that's the way I like it , candy cane style
ill stick it in and itll turn red and then white will be added. I am henry the candy cane lover.
henry- that okay that's the way I like it , candy cane style
ill stick it in and itll turn red and then white will be added. I am henry the candy cane lover.
by bob the builder fjierout93401q March 31, 2017
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Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.
by PooponPoop October 14, 2011
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Andy played her voice message, and the volume was set too high. Everyone heard her voice and he blushed. "They all heard your voice" he said, and Ally responded, "tell them I'm your future-girlfriend-lover-love-of-your-life."
by Fuzzypanda May 24, 2014
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Gentleman 1: "Wow, that lady is a total MILF."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."
by Giggitygigants August 8, 2009
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