that one guy that is always late, lays on his bed for hours on end without doing anything whatsoever, never answers calls, never calls back, complains at the smallest inconvenience and leaves you hanging for several hours while refusing to elaborate further.
by s_erny August 25, 2023
Hey boss sorry I’m late. Are we getting off at 10 a.m today so I can take a nap by 11. Also have you seen my new hammock I installed in the not so much work van. Lazy employee
by PorkNbeans123 September 15, 2022
by Shakeyshakey August 19, 2015
Hey Mate, can you help us finish all this work? We need to produce a result in the morning!
Nah, I'll just do a visual!
Lazy Cunt!
Nah, I'll just do a visual!
Lazy Cunt!
by B.Colombet September 26, 2023
A sentence in english containing every word in the alphabet. Most used in text font downloading websites.
by dswqsa895 February 02, 2023
1. Being sure of one's lack of interest in something before they know what it is.
2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.
2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.
Steve: Mike! how the hell did you not have to work today? The line was out of the store!
Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.
Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.
by G. GOFA May 03, 2010