Free lay

When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.

A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."

by SEM11 August 8, 2022

Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

lay down tar

When you run the streets day or night

Got to make a living so I lay down tar

by Onte Da LoverBoy February 10, 2024

layed over

When you have sex in an airport terminal while waiting for your flight.

“We couldn’t wait to join the mile high club so we got layed over in the airport bathroom!”

by Aevry October 3, 2017

laying eggs

To make lots of cash and be stupidly rich

Guy 1: Gosh, I hate how Tim is always laying eggs and getting more bitches than the rest of us.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.

by the coolest cool person ever April 28, 2024

lay an anchor

uh when u have to poop

"Hey mom i'm gonna go lay an anchor"
"Son what does that mean"
"Its uh when u have to poop"
"Ok"

by YEAHBOIII609 November 3, 2015

Laying Down Carpet

When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.

Bro I had to take like an hour in the shower last night because I was laying down carpet.

by Solemnityy December 29, 2019