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Kholodov

A guy who listens to Coil and gets really aggressive very quick. He seems to think that he's just like MC Ride, but actually looks like a faggot. He likes to have sex with women, but wants to be pounded by Ivan. He lives on REDACTED DUE TO URBAN RULES metro station, REDACTED DUE TO URBAN RULES street house REDACTED DUE TO URBAN RULES. Fuck him up. Fuck him. Yes!

Also you can call someone a Kholodov if they have deep dyslexia, so deep in fact, that it somehow changed their brain completely. Like, he is so used to thinking in dyslexic language, that he is basically unsuitable for society. Much like the schizoid autist who wrote this definition.
FEAR KHOLDYSLEXMAN, I AM SUPER CEREAL.
Gleb, you are such a Kholodov!
Damn, man, why'd you cut that kid with a knife? Very Kholodov of you.
Wow, he is such a Kholodov, six guys already came right onto his face. His girlfriend doesn't seem to mind though...
by Verblood Speakah Your Language November 25, 2021
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Koolbeand

I don’t know what the fuck this means. Some girl sent it to me
She dead ass said “Koolbeand”
by Istoleyobxtch December 2, 2021
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Kool aid

Could be harmless or deadly depending on who made it.
She saw herself as Bridget, the New York City Irish mouse encouraging immigrant mice to fight the cats, when in reality she was closer to the mouse that lived in Jim Jones's church in a small town in Indiana, the mouse that drank his kool aid and encouraged other mice to do the same.
by The Original Agahnim January 27, 2022
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kool kooking klub

tim:hi im part of the kkk
jim:your a racist thats not good
tim:no its kool kooking klub silly also known as white supremesis
by thekkks January 28, 2022
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Kool kid Sasha

literally the koolest kid on the block! definitely ur best friend for life
Danni: "Hey! Have you seen Kool kid Sasha?"
Skiff: "Yeah! She's really cool!"
by Dannimcbanni December 11, 2021
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Kool kid Skiff

Danni: ''Have u seen Kool kid Skiff?''
Sasha: ''Who the fuck is that? I only heard of bozo"
by anonymous December 12, 2021
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kiool

when something is so cool that it’s kiool
kiool man
by kiool December 26, 2021
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