The kind of guy who gets drunk and dry humps a foot stool for fun, then rips off his trousers and helicopters his wang .
Count yourself lucky if you managed to escape his grasp on a night out, and don't be surprised if your drink starts fizzing for no good reason.
They predominantly only drive Ford's as any another mode of transport is a waste of time and pointless. In a Rhys Jones world if you ain't driving a Ford you ain't jackshit in his world.
Can sometimes been seen on their driveways kissing their Fords passionately.
Count yourself lucky if you managed to escape his grasp on a night out, and don't be surprised if your drink starts fizzing for no good reason.
They predominantly only drive Ford's as any another mode of transport is a waste of time and pointless. In a Rhys Jones world if you ain't driving a Ford you ain't jackshit in his world.
Can sometimes been seen on their driveways kissing their Fords passionately.
Person 1 "Was that Rhys Jones sneaking out the back garden"
Person 2 " oh for fuck sake our foot stool has been jizzed on again, damn that Rhys Motherfucking Corky Jones".
Person 2 " oh for fuck sake our foot stool has been jizzed on again, damn that Rhys Motherfucking Corky Jones".
by Corkjones19 November 25, 2021
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Get the Tyla Jones mug.1. (person) Phoenix Jones is the leader of the Rain City Superhero Movement, Seattle WA. At night, he enters a secret room of an unnamed comic book store, dons a black and gold superhero costume, and a few anti-criminal toys including a bulletproof vest with stab plating, a taser, a nightstick, and mace.
2. (verb) ie "going Phoenix Jones" on someone would be referring to stepping up to an altercation or crime and attempting to end it and/or detain the individuals responsible
2. (verb) ie "going Phoenix Jones" on someone would be referring to stepping up to an altercation or crime and attempting to end it and/or detain the individuals responsible
2. (verb) "911 operator, this is 911 what are you reporting. IM ON SECOND AND PINE THERE IS A MAN WITH A STICK THREATENING PEOPLE I NEED POLICE BACK UP 911 operator ok what is the man wearing. HE ...IS IN A BLACK SHIRT AND BLUE JEANS HE HAS A HUGE WOODEN STICK HE IS HARD TO MISS ok the police are on there way can you stay there to make a statement. YES BUT IF HE SWINGS THAT STICK ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA HAVE TO STOP HIM ok sir please dont go phoenix jones on me
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a 16 year old kid that lives in surrey, usually busy smoking weed at a near by school or playing videogames, wears a leather jacket and thinks hes a crazy ma fucka, but he isnt
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Hence making the phrase son of God.
Elliot meaning Jahovah is God.
Jones meaning son of John.
Hence making the phrase son of God.
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