This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.
Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
by Realmemer69 September 26, 2018
This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.
Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
by Realmemer69 September 26, 2018
A white stereotype, mostly depicted as an old business manager who wants to be HIP and COOL with memes and popular music (Filthy Frank often uses him as a person behind shitty commercials which try to be relevant with millenials)
Example: This commercial is again made by a fucking John Johnson. Just look at the shitty memes and electronic music.
by Speedfox64 October 27, 2017
Landon Johnson can be best described as the most handsome young man with the biggest horse cock known to man and is amazing at everything he does.
Look at that penis! It has to be Landon Johnson.
by bingo6924 January 29, 2022
by benitezluvr April 13, 2021
Harry Johnson has a huge shlong
by Videos.com April 16, 2022
Jayden Johnson is the best person you'll ever meet. He is kind, caring, fine as hell, and is the most loyal and trustworthy person. He's a great person to hang out with, he'll make you smile and laugh, and will never stop loving YOU. He's the most loyal person you will ever meet, so stick with him, and never let him go. Jayden will never let you down. You'll feel so warm and nice inside when you talk to Jayden, and his voice is like music to your ears. Every time you hear it it makes you get butterflies. His brown eyes are beautiful, which makes you get lost in them every time you look at them. He's the nicest and most understanding person you'll ever meet. If you get luck enough to date a Jayden Johnson, never let him go, and stay with him forever because every moment with him counts.
Person 1: Oh my jeez! you must really love Jayden Johnson!
Person 2: Yes! He's The best person you could ever meet!
Person 1: I really hope I get lucky enough to get a boyfriend as good as Jayden Johnson!
Person 2: Yes! He's The best person you could ever meet!
Person 1: I really hope I get lucky enough to get a boyfriend as good as Jayden Johnson!
by YASqueen2009 September 20, 2021