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Daddy Johnson

A creepy person who thinks of themseleves as a daddy for whatever reason. They are normally an insane child or a perverted old shit on the internet.
Daddy Johnson:
Weird girl: Can you be MY Daddy Johnson.

I dont like this at all
by DuckPancake May 6, 2020
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A Johnson Outboard

This begins with the lady furiously masturbating her gentleman's penis. At the moment of ejaculation he performs a motorboat maneuver between his good lady's breasts (pushing the breasts together whilst shaking his face between them and slobbering), thus replicating pull starting a johnson outboard on a motorboat.
She had a rack to die for, so I bought her a drink and she gave me a Johnson outboard in the toilets.
by the_bosshog March 15, 2011
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Nick Johnson

YouTube creator famous for making videos across America of the many different cities, states, and regions around exposing the good, the bad, and the ugly of every one of them. There are those people who follow him that will say he’s right on point and at other times they will be those that tell him how he’s a liar, racist, and question if he has ever been to these places he films about.
Have you seen Nick Johnson’s videos on YouTube? He made a video of the 10 worst cities in Texas yesterday and today he supposed to have a video of the 10 worst cities in Ohio.
by Zero2infinity April 13, 2023
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Boris Johnson

The outgoing British Prime Minister with a bad haircut and worse face, he’s another person who has made populism a dirty word.
Boris Johnson couldn’t handle his Parliament much less his own affairs. While everyone else had to cut back on parties and other get-togethers a few years ago, he had to turn Number 10 Downing Street into a nightclub.
by The Real Canadian July 7, 2022
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ginger johnson

most ginger johnson’s are very creative you could say and very exquisite in their specialties but most of all a great person even though . they are ginger we still love them
Jason’s Father: Have you meant a ginger johnson ?

Dominic: No what are they like?

Jason’s Father: Well they stick around, not like me of course
by ginger johnson March 2, 2022
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Jaden Johnson

Jaden Johnson means the world to me hes my love
by Cockroachesandpeanuts November 28, 2021
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The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.
Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018
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