Tommy Johnson

The distributer of 19 dollar fortnite cards

Person One : “Man my life has been so hard ever since my wife left me and my house blew up
Tommy Johnson : “Boy do I have the product for you”

by TommyJohnson2005 April 5, 2021

Markus Johnson

A not so tall white kid that likes people playing with his ass and enjoys Hand jobs from small Asian men he looks like a crack head version of Peter Griffin with a ugly but chin he also finds it hot to jack off with dog Semen And at night you will probably find him beating his dick on his grandmas sleeping face

That’s a Markus Johnson run

by Big coop the dog September 26, 2018

Jaden Johnson

The love of my life.

Stay with me please

Jaden Johnson means the world to me hes my love

by Cockroachesandpeanuts November 28, 2021

Katrell Johnson

A tall lanky person, who is always smiling for no reason . He socializes with everyone, doesn’t care about race. He’s a cool kid but people still hate on him .

That must be “Katrell Johnson” wow he is tall.

by Slimeboy08 February 28, 2019

Samuel Johnson

average child lover

yeah its a shame he was arrested. Really showed his inner Samuel Johnson there.

by sausage_animations January 5, 2023

Boris Johnson

The outgoing British Prime Minister with a bad haircut and worse face, he’s another person who has made populism a dirty word.

Boris Johnson couldn’t handle his Parliament much less his own affairs. While everyone else had to cut back on parties and other get-togethers a few years ago, he had to turn Number 10 Downing Street into a nightclub.

by The Real Canadian July 7, 2022

ginger johnson

most ginger johnson’s are very creative you could say and very exquisite in their specialties but most of all a great person even though . they are ginger we still love them

Jason’s Father: Have you meant a ginger johnson ?

Dominic: No what are they like?

Jason’s Father: Well they stick around, not like me of course

by ginger johnson March 2, 2022