yandere Jason

yandere Jason is a boy that has a yandere soul in his. he will not be yandere unless there love is close in a 16 feet radius he will do every thing even if it means cutting someone in half with a frizzing gardening saw.

Yandere Jason will do anything for his love. Yes that includes throwing you off of a frizzing school building.

by sylveonmaster January 15, 2019

mike jason

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.

Imagine waking up to the default name temp-5438345 and realizing you forgot to do a Mike Jason last night

by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019

The Jason

The act of getting a girl home for Netflix and Chill, but falling asleep before anything happens.

Ross: "Did you shag that girl last night?"
Gary: "Nah, I pulled The Jason"

by DlouisD May 21, 2019

Dirty JSON

A crazy open standard file format that that uses human-readable text to store and transmit semen while living the dream and smoking weed. Similar to #DirtyJason but with a little nerd edge.

Theres dirty JSON high as hell skating the town heading to the baddest Virtual Machine in towns house to bust his .load()

by TheMaskedSlanderer March 29, 2020

dirty jeson

A dirty jeson is when you lick a girls ass and then brown stuff comes out. You think it tastes like chocolate so you keep on going.

VELANTE just pulled a dirty jeson

by TETAT November 23, 2021

A Jason

To be used as an anal gimp at a party and take any and all loads during the night.

Bill: "Hey mate you look knackered!"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"

by Wank-o-meter January 31, 2023

Jason Aldean Cake

Face Sex. Actual Sex of the face.

"dudes i had some Jason ALdean CAke for brefast"-lady
"Woha lucky girl"-other dudes

by AWSUMNN KEFFA November 6, 2010