You and a friend partake in jizzing in a bucket load after load for a month. You then set up a booby trap for someone where you then dump the bucket on your vitcim. you take turns now on your sticky victim and or friend finishing on him possibly even going for a sploodge monster on him. Then stick him on a wall and let it crust to end it off.
Owen: man i really wanna pull a moist jerry on jerry himself.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
Get the Moist jerry mug.A person who is dead inside, a mindless zombie, a person who has no ambition in life, a person who has nothing going on in their life besides working at a dead end job, no friends, bad relationships with women, and lives a simple routine life that cannot be broken.
Jerry is a 30-year old man who works at a dead end job of a cashier in a grocery story. Jerry lives the same life, over and over again because he has no ambition to improve or do better in life. Jerry always dates women who use him for money and free housing.
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Get the Jerry Cold mug.Slang • Vulgar
A word to describe someone with highly dislike able traits or commits to obnoxious behavior.
Signs of Jerry status include but are not limited to
Other people often try to "ditch" him/her.
He/she asks other people for rides home, often times to no avail
He/she talks to much and says too little
He/she is considered awkward and obnoxious. Even by his/her own mother/father.
A word to describe someone with highly dislike able traits or commits to obnoxious behavior.
Signs of Jerry status include but are not limited to
Other people often try to "ditch" him/her.
He/she asks other people for rides home, often times to no avail
He/she talks to much and says too little
He/she is considered awkward and obnoxious. Even by his/her own mother/father.
Jane: our daughter has become such a jerry over these past few months.. I'm worried for her.
Ryan: everything will be okay hon, it's just a phase.. we all know a jerry.
Ryan: everything will be okay hon, it's just a phase.. we all know a jerry.
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Get the Jerry mug.Making a poll to vote on whether candy corn is disgusting and adding "I only eat it for nostalgia " as an option to skew the votes. You're Jerry Fucking the poll Brandon!
by fluent October 28, 2025
Get the Jerry Fucking mug.Mango Jerry is a Bulgarian slang insult, derived from the name of the British rock band Mungo Jerry. The term is used offensively toward Roma (Gypsies) or, more generally, dark-skinned people. The association comes from the band’s lead singer’s appearance, which was stereotypically compared to Roma people.
The term is commonly shortened to “Mango”.
The term is commonly shortened to “Mango”.
Guy 1: “Bro, look at this dude and his 10 kids stealing the fresh asphalt.”
Guy 2: “What did you expect? Total Mango Jerry.”
Guy 2: “What did you expect? Total Mango Jerry.”
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