Mud Bath

Your partner lays on their stomach and puts a funnel in their ass. You proceed to pour hot water in the funnel. Than dip your balls in the funnel, like you submerging in a hot tub. Your partner than sharts and farts to create the jacuzzi mud bath effect. You can do this with a sibling if you are from the south.

My sister was great at the spa, she gave me the special mud bath that was on the menu.

by Jacuzzi March 17, 2022

Mud cockroach

A more accurate description of shrimp.

Shrimp? They are bugs, gross little mud cockroaches

by dick soute December 24, 2018

Pissin' mud

Getting poop packed in your piss hole from Anal sex, then pissing it out afterwards.

"After fuckin Sally in the ass last night, I was pissin' mud first thing this morning!"

by Butch1254 July 11, 2018

mud massage

The act of defecating into a vagina and then engaging in intercourse.

After Indian food last night, I had an amazing mud massage.

by Struggling scartist January 23, 2021

Mud Spigot

Shit faucet. As in anus. Only works for diahrrea or other forms of liquid excrement.

After all that Taco Bell, I'm kicking the full on mud spigot.

by Hooligan Mikey January 19, 2009

steak mud

N.)
The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas, a byproduct of the large quantities of steak consumed in the last few days

Oh dear lord, who just expelled that Steak Mud?

by MotelPubes July 25, 2018

Mud Toaster

In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.

More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.

At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.

This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.

Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.

Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.

by Mudbuttmonster July 27, 2017