Text Tension

The interruption of a normal text messaging pattern due to unknown reasons. Most applicable in romantic relationships.

"Jane" receives texts from her trainer two times each week. Once on Monday at 8:00 am, and Thursday at 8:00 am. However, said trainer did not send the Monday text - leaving "Jane" clueless and confused. Jana begins to feel text tension, and wonders if it was something she did or said...

by Dallas Glass March 2, 2008

text messaging

1. The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute.
2. Nigga Technology- don't start wild&out saying I'm racist, I don't mean it in a disrespectful way. I am using it as a general term for ignorant mothafuckas. someone of any race can be an ignorant muthafucka
3. Involves typing with thumbs Which I just don't approve of.
4. Fun fact, nothing typed by some niggaz thumbs has ever been important
5. Text messaging sucks

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Text messaging
Person 1: Can you print out your conversations?
Person 2: No
Person 1: You wanna know why? Cause niggaz never have anything to print

by Suck my nine April 7, 2006

Text Massage

What happens when you have your phone on vibrate and is in your pocket and you get a text, vibrating on your genitals and giving a very good massage.

Angela was sitting down, and randomly got a text massage from her dad.

by destructotruck March 17, 2010

Text Ditched

when a person that you have been texting for a while mysteriously doesn't text back

Guy 1: yo my girl hasn't texted me back in a while and we've been talking all day
Guy 2: You definatly just got text ditched

by phunkmaster June 3, 2009

slower text

after you send a text to a friend the friend takes hours to respond after responding to the text you are so confused what you texted them in the first place

I texted u an hour ago you are such a slower text

by mb ride October 27, 2009

text-dumb

You call someone text-dumb when they speak with you just fine IRL but they are abnormally mute while texting; hardly opening up at all. They have a difficult time expressing their thoughts in text.

Man, I talk to this one girl and I talk quite a lot about random things in college but whenever I text her it's like she can't speak at all! I think she is text-dumb.

by Xicor17 August 9, 2020

Tele texting

when you and one or many of your home boys are txting each other about a show whilst all partici-pants watching the same show and txting each other on what just happened.

Guy 1- yo dude you watching the biggest loser all these fat asses are jiggilin
Guy 2 - yeah man im vomiting we r tele texting so much lately
guy1- yeah i know i pretty much invented it

by boobies_love March 26, 2009