oh no, i am a missile!

GPS shutdown technology when 60,000 feet or 1200mph

Tom Scott: "Oh no, I am a missile!"

by Muwqasdictionary January 28, 2023

I am not crazy

I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...

I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...

by TheGuywiththetea February 11, 2024

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<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Have To Knock YOu Out Before Smacking YOurt Back, I Am SO Sorry Baby<.7.9.7.6.>

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

why am i doing this

i dont know and i give no solid farts

"why am i doing this? just to suffer? whats the point everything ends"

by hehe farts in french July 6, 2021

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<.0.6.7.6.0.>Making Vantage Points Through Religion, Oh, She Wants To Know How I Am So Old, I, Angel Hellstrom JOse RObles IsaresesisasI Is Three THousand, Three hundred And Sixty Nine YEar Old, WOah<.0.6.7.6.0>

<.0.6.7.6.0.>Making Vantage Points Through Religion, Oh, She Wants To Know How I Am So Old, I, Angel Hellstrom JOse RObles IsaresesisasI Is Three THousand, Three hundred And Sixty Nine YEar Old, WOah<.0.6.7.6.0>

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

<.0.6.7.6.0.>I AM The Greatest Nigger In THe WOrld<.0.6.7.6.0.>

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

I am going to get some milk.

Something your dad says meaning, "I am leaving forever."

Me:"Where are you going dad."

Dad:"I am going to get some milk."

by Defintoin_Nerd June 1, 2023