Status Humping

A person who likes every status update you make on facebook
Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.

Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.

Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?
by sxycanuck October 19, 2011
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Canadian Wood Hump

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.
"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."
by Canadian Wood Hump February 08, 2021
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Dry Hump

A sexual term when a man or woman grinds up against a object or person.

In reference to a form of : sex act
Like when a man or boy grab a female from behind in a bear hug then has dry sex with her she being unwillingly , involved.

Or at any public schools when teenagers grab a girl or girls and dry humps her 3 min ect.
A sex act - type of trespassing assualt .
Dry Hump : The woman said "he grind up against her on the city bus".
It's called- Dry Sex / Dry Humping
by House of Yahweh July 24, 2023
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hump dump

I took a hump dump while Erick was hitting it from behind
by Kyskee August 22, 2017
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Hump

Prison term for a non filtered camal cigarette
I was kicking back enjoying a hump.
by ERICWRIGHT075 November 05, 2021
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hump

its when you put the part in the part.
hump your mom.
by wqkjewhu September 25, 2019
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hump

either a llama has it
or a woman does it to ur long thing
by jono_theweirdo March 24, 2021
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