Horny Pika

When she wants to smash 24/7

I went out with a Horny Pika last night.

by Peace ;P September 5, 2021

HORNY CRINGE

if you are reading this, i assume you already know what it is, becuse you just want to see people call out everyone that's made horny cringe on this website , its basicly when someone trys to be horny but fails

HORNY CRINGE IS THIS WEBSITE JUST SEARCH SOMETHING AND YOU WILL SEE

by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021

Constinuous Horniness.

The act or state of being horny constantly. It often comes from being aroused by simple things or objects you see in everyday life, such as a chair. This condition cannot be controlled, nor cured.

Garret cannot go to the mall with his friends, in fear of getting an embarrassing boner from his Constinuous Horniness.

by ThatGoesInMyPants November 14, 2010

virtually horny

A person who has had erotic roleplay in Virtual Reality.

A: "Bro! I just had some great Erotic RP in VRChat!"
B: "You are virtually horny and down astronomically"
A: "What?"

by 4lpha0Mega August 26, 2021

Horny ostrich

An individual with an obscenely long neck who deludedly thinks he can pick up girls with little to no success

Hey did u just see that horny ostrich?

by SAVAGE_STUDENT November 5, 2016

Schrodinger's horniness

When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny

P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "

by noodlezzzz43 August 11, 2022

rig horny

You've spent your previous 8 weeks on an off-shore rig surrounded by undesirables, you've self serviced this entire time and you can't stop thinking about getting to a love depot for a 1hr session with an upstairs angel.

lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.

by mr_grotesk August 21, 2016