Grape Jelly Taco

It's when you put grape jelly on you penis and have intercourse with a woman. Then you eat her out.

Joe:Yo man you wanna help me make a grape jelly taco?
Emily:Sure lets go to the store.
Joe:No man not that kind.
Emily:Oh okay ill go to the kitchen.

by xXN0XSK0PEX69X420Xx November 20, 2013

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Grape Smuggler

A guy that has a little dick and little balls. More of a reference to a man with very small balls.

by Princess Andi January 26, 2024

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the act of clogging your airway with a man's testes (i.e. engulfing a dude's nuts)

"Dude I accidentally walked in on my roommate gagging on the grapes last night. I've never been so scared..."

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Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

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They did sugary on a grape, what more is there to say.

How are you today, They did sugary on a grape

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When someone is not playing along with the group or if they are being a downer on the party

“What’s wrong Gabe?”
“I just want to go somewhere else”
“Oh stop being such a soggy grape”

by RProd May 03, 2018

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A annoying teacher at school. Example; I don’t want to be a red grape skibity brea teacher.

Example; I don’t want to be a red grape skibity brea teacher.

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