Baltimore Front Porch

The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.

Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.

Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.

Dude 1: sick!

by Malmal Migo May 3, 2024

Front alley frontie

When you simp for a woman so hard to the point where she's dragging you by the balls and you enjoy it. You spent the whole night bending to her needs, but instead of coming back to your place, she leave you in front of your house and cucks you with a virgin.

Dave: "Yo how did that date go?"
Austin: "Horrible... I got front alley frontied, I'm such a cuck lord."

by Slampig123 July 27, 2021

front snatch

Front snatch used in military terms for front land rover. But more often used the vaginal space on the female human.

Get in the front snatch!!. So you run and dive in head first for both examples.

by Slagslayer February 22, 2014

Front butt blow out

When the baby inside the mothers stomach takes a dump as they evacuate the canal and the babies dump comes out the front butt.

Fartwheel was pushing hard and her child had to go, they both came out happy and healthy during their front butt blow out.

by ElGringoMandingo October 4, 2025

Fucks with the front

To go hard, primarily with a tight nit group of people; To go to extremes to achieve a goal.

P1 - "Do you think Mark can keep up tonight?"
P2 - "Yeah man, he fucks with the front."

Peter waited in line for 36 hours to get next to the stage at the Diplo show, he fucks with the front

by InvertedPenisSyndrome November 9, 2018

whitewashed my Y-fronts

To ejaculate in your pants. Cum your pants.

Dude when I saw Michelle walk in wearing her skin tight black minidress and heels, I whitewashed my Y-fronts without even touching my dick.

by kam75xx June 12, 2023

Front

Same as lie. Often used in the phrase "not gonna front" which means the same as "not gonna lie".

"How was your pizza?"
"It was hot garbage, not gonna front."

by yukihyo May 23, 2021