by anonymous February 25, 2021
Get the get forked mug.The act of collecting extra forks at the dining table, typically by inadvertently holding onto one or more communal serving forks.
Only 5 minutes into the meal, I glanced at Howard's placemat and could see that he had 4 forks, 3 of which were bogarted from the mashed potatoes, the Brussels sprouts au gratin, and the turkey burger platter, in an indeniable act of habeus forkus.
by porkalvin May 29, 2021
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Get the Japanese forklift mug.Man 1: Hey are you gonna eat Alie out later?
Me: Oh yes I will. I’m going to have a night of passion with her.
Man 2: Well we all know Alie forker likes being eaten out by you.
Me: Oh yes I will. I’m going to have a night of passion with her.
Man 2: Well we all know Alie forker likes being eaten out by you.
by TheG December 21, 2023
Get the Alie forker mug.A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.
Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?
Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!
Sweet! I think. Wait, what?
Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!
Sweet! I think. Wait, what?
by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024
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