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Baldy forks

by psyrollin November 7, 2019
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get forked

by anonymous February 25, 2021
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habeus forkus

The act of collecting extra forks at the dining table, typically by inadvertently holding onto one or more communal serving forks.
Only 5 minutes into the meal, I glanced at Howard's placemat and could see that he had 4 forks, 3 of which were bogarted from the mashed potatoes, the Brussels sprouts au gratin, and the turkey burger platter, in an indeniable act of habeus forkus.
by porkalvin May 29, 2021
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Japanese forklift

It involves forklift sushi and the anus
Shaun gives me the best Japanese forklifts on Friday nights.
by Deldris July 15, 2021
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Alie forker

I’d eat it any day of the week cause it’s so tight and juicy. I love you Alie
Man 1: Hey are you gonna eat Alie out later?
Me: Oh yes I will. I’m going to have a night of passion with her.
Man 2: Well we all know Alie forker likes being eaten out by you.
by TheG December 21, 2023
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Salad Forking

A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.
Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?

Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!

Sweet! I think. Wait, what?
by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024
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eat forks with noodles

Something Asians like to do to insult white people
Joe: yo I saw Mr Miyagi eat forks with noodles yesterday
John: bruh
by maximitis November 10, 2024
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