Smack the homies ass day

Smack the homies ass day: Smak the homies ass day is a day on november 29th where it is legal and socially acceptable to smack your freinds ass angrily at any time.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: *SMACKS ASS ANGRILY*
Person 1: Happy smack the homies ass day

by bungerwithmayoandcheese February 16, 2024

National slime your homie day

February 26th: national slime your homie day

A day to slime (shoot) your homies

Yo bro it’s national slime your homie day. *pulls out gun*

by BandannaDee338 February 26, 2025

homie present day

buy ur homie a present on 4/3 if your rlly homies with him

did you buy your homie a present ? It’s homie present day !

by jiagg April 3, 2023

National jerk with homie days

On December 2 and December 3rd it’s national jerk with homies days
When your homies say it’s gay so no homo is national jerk with homie days

John: Aye let’s jerk josh
Josh: hell no you gay
John: nah it’s national jerk with homie days
Josh: oh bet let’s nut

by Riley barker December 2, 2021

Homie-Sexual

The 100% not gay sexuality of loving your bros but no homo.
When you kiss your bros but its not gay, its Homie-Sexual.

"It's not gay man, it's Homie-Sexual"
"Can I butt-fuck you? It's not gay, it's Homie-Sexual

by StoutCrow April 10, 2023

the homies

People you can have actual sex with, with no repercussions. If a person rejects they are excluded off of the homies' group, executed and are no longer considered a "homie".

I had a "great time" with the homies. I felt ecstatic when my penis got groped.
Don't mess with the homies.

by AnonymousTheAver September 8, 2023

Homie

A person you are attracted to sexualy but can be gay with

Im going to the homies house today to have fun

by Lili.3 March 2, 2022