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Flakpanzer

A tank that has either antiaircaft/antimissile automatic cannon and missiles with latest radar, lasers, and electronic detection devices, too. Can be a radio-controlled toy, too.
The Ukrainian flakpanzer shout down five of the latest Russian short range cruise missiles.

The puppy delightfully chased the toy radio-controlled flakpanzer aroud its fenced in yard.

Why weren't both the Pentagon and The White House guarded by flakpanzers on 9/11/01?
by Taktardikus Maximus September 15, 2022
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Flagylesternufterchire

Flagylesternufterchire is a condiment that you can put on various food items. It can be used as a lubricant when put in between two toasted buns.

For many people it is too bitter, but for the right person it can be oral bliss. Make sure not to put too much because it is a whiteish opaque substance.

Flagylesternufterchire can be entirely made from scratch at home. Follow ingredients as followed and do not change recipe or else

You will need
-five lemons
-6 fully browned hash browns
-2 dashes of dill
-1 shot of rum
-4 scallops
Blend to desired consistency

Whilst it's blending you will add
-1 cup of horseradish

-finely minced black olives with seeds
-monkfish
-1lb of summer squash
-4 Chipotle peppers
-chopped pine nuts
-cactus
-corn syrup
-almond butter
-Worcestershire sauce
- 5 cups of mascarpone
-1 cashew
Slowly add these ingredients to the blender slowly whilst adding water then prepare a bowl for the following ingredients

-minced garlic

-seminal fluid from a cow (for texture)
-green beans
-pease
-baby carrots

-1 whole tomato
Now add these ingredients all to a blender and when fully congealed scoop out of blender and enjoy.
Hey can you pass the Flagylesternufterchire.
by Zecrom772 September 19, 2022
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Flayable

A primal way to express that somebody is sexually attractive; A synonym to breedable, albeit more brutal.

Sexual expression of a desire to flay a person of the opposite gender on some kind of altar just to wear their skin and feel pretty yourself.
Ungus: BABUNGA LOOK FLAYABLE.

Jonah: I'm telling you broh, Breanna's skin is so smooth that having her rub my back makes me fall asleep almost instantly.
Henry: Sounds like she might be pretty flayable.
by HajaGamezNStuff September 28, 2022
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flakupuncture

Da "surgical treatment" dat fighter/bomber-planes are subjected to when their intended targets possess anti-aircraft weaponry.
It has never been settled whether da Red Baron was taken out by another dogfighter-pilot, or if he was a victim of flakupuncture.
by QuacksO February 8, 2023
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Flaktion

Flirt + attraction = Flaktion

Use like the word rizz
That guy just flaktioned me up
by Dylanm2000 March 13, 2023
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Flake

Valle the all time champion flaker. Never is down to sip.
Don't be like that flake valle.
by Eyoungmoolah October 16, 2022
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Flake

Can't believe he flaked on us what a George
by ped.0penguin November 26, 2022
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