Alaskan spear fishing

The act of standing upon a surface of elevation, having the woman spread her legs, and diving in for quick and painful penetration. Never should anyone do this, ever.

Dude, I went Alaskan spear fishing on her for an hour and I kept missing!

by The Mighty Sack April 21, 2011

Egg. Fist. Smash.

When an egg is thrusted into a woman's vagina, and then while the egg is still stuck up inside the woman's vagina, she is then punched, or stomped, in the ovaries in a fashion that causes the egg to break inside of the woman.

"I can't believe you just performed Egg. Fist. Smash. on that bitch!"

by notinthecards January 7, 2012

FISHELED

when a large measure of snow is predicted, causing mass hysteria and empty grocery store shelves...only to wake up to a sunny day

more common in southern municipalities

hey, i just got in...i heard you guys got snowed in over there in raleigh

nah...WE GOT FISHELED AGAIN! i'll talk to you later, i need to go mow my lawn...

by amac884 January 20, 2008

fisgusting

fucking disgusting. similar to fugly; fucking ugly

That chick is so fisgusting.

by iTHEAFTERMATH! November 24, 2005

fish taco

A Smelly Pussy (vagina). Also know as Greasy Taco.

"I'm not going to eat you out, you've got a fish taco"

"If it tastes like chicken, Keep on lickin...tastes like trout, get the hell out!"

by Travis F, and Kirk R December 18, 2006

Dead Fish Handshake

The ultimate faux pas in handshaking criteria. When you shakes another person's hand, it feels as if you are holding a dead fish.

John: "Did you meet Anthony yet?"
David: "Yeah, notice that pussy ass dead fish handshake of his?"

by Barack Oprama January 10, 2008

Fishing off the company pier

Dating at work is a recipe for a sexual harassment lawsuit.

"You don't get your honey where you get your money. You don't go fishing off the company pier."

by thefirebuilds September 20, 2006