psilocybin farts

That wonderful sensation when you're on mushrooms when it feels like you've got a pressurized CO2 tank full of ass-rip in your pants. And your stomach feels like there's a rock inside of it. These farts reek so bad that they could kill a small child or pet.

"Dude. I'm freaking out my stomach hurts."
"Just rip-ass dude, you've got the psilocybin farts."

by Clay imp February 28, 2009

Jurassic Fart

A fart of dinosauric size (and/or length).

Gross! Jurassic Fart Alert! Cover your noses and seek the nearest fall-out shelter!

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

electric fart

n. A fart with a lot of juice in it.

Ladies and gentlemen, for your own safety please stand back; I'm ready to release an electric fart here.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

front fart

another term for the word queef, or when a women lifts her leg and gas shoots out her pussy causing a fart out of her front. Also after sex with massive loads, women tend to let out a pretty loud front fart.

I blew a massive load in this broad and after she let out the biggest front fart that i have ever heard.

by mhags32 January 3, 2011

eggy fart

when u drop a trump that smells of egg

do a big, big, eggy fart
That eggy fart she just did made my eyes sting

by Kevin Roper March 24, 2005

Bakewell Fart

The smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. Very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of Mr Kipling's finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn't had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.

Let's wait for the next bus, this one is full of funguffers and stinks like a Bakewell fart

by Scritty April 14, 2010

Martial Fart

The act of squeezing out ones farts whilst performing martial art moves. Replacing "Hee Yaaaa" with a bottom rippler.

Van Damme disposed of the three assailants with an uppercut, roundhouse and wet Martial Fart that smelled of eggs...

by fishkka August 11, 2010