Another month in which guys must fap 2 times a day NO MATTER WHAT they must it's man kinds destiny to do this if you have a good stable relationship well TO BAD fap fap to your hearts content no matter what your mom and dad say YOU MUST FAP!!
Guy 1: It's almost Fap February we must be prepared men.
All The Men: WE WILL COMPLETE OUR DESTINY!!
All The Men: WE WILL COMPLETE OUR DESTINY!!
by The Holy Salad November 2, 2019

Fapping is 2 words combined.
Yapping and Facting; When you are yapping but you are still spitting facts = fapping
Yapping and Facting; When you are yapping but you are still spitting facts = fapping
*2 people in an argument*
person 1: How am I wrong? I'm legit fapping in your face!
person 2: I can't take all of this fapping you win...
person 1: How am I wrong? I'm legit fapping in your face!
person 2: I can't take all of this fapping you win...
by lismsosa December 6, 2023

by TravisSocks May 5, 2022

The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.
by Parachutefap May 30, 2019

I heard a rogue nearby, so I popped a FAP and when he tried to stun me, I pwned his silly ass.
LOL This pally came up to attack me, so I popped a fap and when I was immune to his stun, he ran screaming like a little gurl!
LOL This pally came up to attack me, so I popped a fap and when I was immune to his stun, he ran screaming like a little gurl!
by averybaddog August 24, 2021

A WETTY fap is when your jerking and some nut but not all comes out so you finally finish pounding your meat slobbered with your own nut
by Nigger808 March 26, 2023

by Crasherfunkey July 20, 2025
