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kebab fanny

a vagina that hangs like a half eaten kebab
Niall: I heard Hayley has a kebab fanny

Steve: What's a kebab fanny?

Niall: Her fanny hangs like a half eaten kebab
by SwaggyMcYoloTits September 21, 2013
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pervy hobbit/elf fancier

A person who fancies hobbits or elves, creatures of JRR Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. The phrase came from a popular collection of "secret diaries" that satirized the films made from the trilogy.
"I noticed that pervy hobbit fancier staring at Frodo. Sam will kill him if he tries anything."
by TolkienFan July 28, 2003
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fanny lips

Cute (not often used) term for vaginal lips.
Check out this centerfold, her fanny lips are spread as far as that wall over there!
by Philip Gibbons January 26, 2006
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Fanny Flute

A simple instument that only involves 1 female body. The player of the "fanny Flute" blows into the vag, and covers various orifices to obtain different notes.

They are ususally a main event festivals such as ever popular vag venues and cunt contests, that take place annually in most large European Cities.

A player of the "Fanny Flute" is commonly known as a "Fanny Flauntist".

Other related instruments include the pussy pipes etc

A very good performence not only needs a talented player, but also a well-tuned and appropriate female partner.

The women may also experience an orgasm during play, which some people say adds a extra dimension to the performance.
Omg!, that fanny flute solo that Tristan performed at the London vagi vag venue blew my mind! He's so talented, how'd he cover so many holes at once!
by Cummy the Cum Master August 14, 2008
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fanny

Scottish slang inslut. Close meanings include: stupid, idiot etc.
"Stop acting like a fanny and put your clothes back on!"
by theinkman April 28, 2006
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fanny fart

The gas that emerges is simply trapped air, for there is no gas production in the genitalia of a woman. The air can enter because the system is open to the outside. This highly specialized kind of fart is sometimes called a queef
by jim bob February 19, 2003
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fanny fun

the act of performing cunnilingus
Amelie isn't a dyke, but she is up for a bit of fanny fun
by testu November 1, 2007
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