Facebook playboys

Girls who post pictures of themselves that make them look like they want to appear in the next issue of playboy.

Girls who are facebook playboys often post numerous pictures in swimsuits, piled on top of other girls.

by Allie Simmons July 14, 2009

Facebook-silent

adj. The state of not having updated one's status on Facebook over a certain period of time.

"I wonder what's up with John? He has been Facebook-silent for over a week!"

by adrenalinestat July 29, 2009

Facebook dinner

A TV dinner such as Hungry Man or Swansons that is consumed while browsing Facebook.

Just relaxing at my desk eating a Facebook dinner.

by idmoment September 11, 2009

Facebook

a social networking site, mostly used by older people, like a more safer MySpace.

Person 1: Do you use facebook?

Person 2: Yea, and so does my mom

Person 1: how old is she?

Person 2: 49.

by kiki kay November 10, 2009

Facebook Quickie

In the absence of good porn, logging on to facebook and masturbating to pictures of your more attractive "friends". Has proven to be more popular than porn for those lacking morals.

Facebook Quickies occur when careless people post provocative pictures.

"Dave is appearing offline because he doesn't want you to interrupt his Facebook Quickie"

"Sarah must want guys jackin' it to her image because she is wearing a bikini in almost all her pictures"

by noraadivad November 12, 2009

Facebook

social networking website that most people use nowadays.
most old people and moms have them and write cheesy comments to eachother. it is also for the kids who arent allowed to have myspace pages. probably to best way to stalk someone is on facebook.

"ohh jenny add me on myspace!"

"sorry, im 15 years old and my mom thinks its unsafe, you can be my friend on facebook, ill write embarrasing things all over your wall before you check and everyone sees it"

"ahh fuck you im gonna hook up with some more fun myspace whores!"

by uncle bettie sue April 11, 2010

facebook fantasizing

obsessing about a facebook "friend", when in reality the other person is way out of your league and usually happily married.

Lisa: Yea, David wrote this really weird, intimate post on my facebook wall...he barely even knows me!!

Miss: ugh..he's totally facebook fantasizing about you...

by bigmissy April 16, 2010