Saint Ethan

An absolute legend. Saint Ethan (pronounced Eth-un, not Ee-thun, a common mistake) is well known for trolling those who think their shit doesn't stink. The antithesis of those individuals who assume the worst of anyone who doesn't share their own backward views.

I saw the funniest exchange online today. Some hater was being a complete asshat and didn't realise who they were up against. Saint Ethan debased that mo'fo' in seconds, and shut them right up. It was hilarious. I love that guy!

by FrankenDanny September 3, 2020

phil ethan

Normaly or i can say ALWAYS a naturally hot person, that should never get with black haired girl because they are most likely gonna break their hearts, Phil ethans are useally really good in bed and really dumb, they useally are obssesed with video games and sport, and have a big attitude

Hoe 1: What did you do last night

hoe 2: i slept with phil ethan

by simpxx October 15, 2020

Soggy Ethan

A pint glass of unheated Heinz Baked Beans.

Kacper: "Yo Darren, hit me with a Soggy Ethan."
Darren: "Nah man, only got Spaghetti Hoops"

by Semi-eggquatic February 6, 2021

Sir Ethan

A hot,loyal, smexy man you meet on Natural Disaster Survival in Roblox.

“Sir Ethan I won’t leave you, I will stand on your head and stay there until you die”

by CheezCurd November 29, 2021

HUGE ETHAN

A man (possibly named Ethan) who has grown to the size of approximately 53 football fields in height due to physical contact with ̨ͮ̊̈̃̽͒̍ͬ̐̒́̌͐̏́ͣ͌̃͊͏̳̬̺̭̻̫̩͝ ͣ͋̄̓̇̅ͥ̈́̓ͭ̃ͤ ̛̳̟̼͖̮̜̳͉̳̼̯̺̙̮̼̥̪̗̠̀ ̨̔̽̒ͧ̍̋̒̕͟҉ ͍͍̭͙͎̥̭̹͉͖̖̱͚͖ ̵͕̜̟̬̫̞̳͙̹̱͓̿͐̇̾̋͑̑ͥ̕͟ͅ ͧ̑̀͆̾͑̿ͭͭ̈̎҉̀ ͔̪̗̹͔̖̖ ͩͯͤ̄ͨͯͤͭ̂̚͠ ̨͇̖̟̜̺̼͓̭̺̞͢ ̨̤͙͚̘ͦͬͤͥ̓̑ͯ̀̊ͪ̄͐̄̚͞ ̢̥̯̻͕͖͕̩̹̱͚͕ͧ͂̿͆̀͗̓͆͒͗ͣͥ̈̀̕͢ ̴̡̣̼̣͈̟̥͕̖͓̮̟̬̙̖̦͊̽͊ͤ̓̏̿͆ͨ̍̍͛͊ͨ̚͘͘͜ ̨̤͎̪̘̳̞͎̖̱̼̭̳̤̬̤͓ͪ͆͒́ͣ̓̅ͬ͐ͫͣ̔̈ͮ̐͠ ̶̬̱͇͖͖̥̹̋̋̉̓̕͝͠ ̨̨̼̰̗̩̪ͥ͒ͫ͐ͨ̂ ̡̌̑̅ͯ͐ͤ̎͋͊ͨ ̻͓̻̞͖̠͠ͅ ͔̝͇̫̄̍̑͋̀̈͆͋̈́ͦ͢͡͝͞ ͦͧͫ͐̄̅ͪ͗҉̧̧͕̱͓̥͕̠͎̱̼̗͟͜ ́̐̈́̅̄ͥ͏́҉̵̮̠̬̮̘̙̲̭̬.

Person 1: "I heard HUGE ETHAN was at least 6'1"
Person 2: *Looks up at HUGE ETHAN whose head is currently in the clouds.* "Yeah I reckon that checks out."

by BigmanN908 March 30, 2022

A Ethan

a person or thing that is really preppy or posh most of the time they're submissive and will instantly call you gay or a homo because you made a single joke that makes you sound gay they do this to compress there intense feelings for the same gender

wow he reminded the teacher that we have homework what a Ethan

by A Ethan September 18, 2022

Dirty Ethan

When your man bun gets pulled while getting fuckes in the ass by 10 black guys in jail and your grabbing the bars on the cell while moaning

My dad did the dirty ethan

by Minecraft boy 21 July 10, 2023