Elephant Noose

a man with a large enough schlong to choke an elephant, a baby elephant, but an elephant none the less.
"why is that girl in a wheelchair?"
"she had sex with elephant noose"
by timbo slice May 21, 2013
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elephant handshake

Getting a handjob from a senior or respected member of the GOP.
Did you hear the leader of CPAC tried to give his driver an elephant handshake?
by Mike the Non-Seal January 12, 2023
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Edmond Elephant Jr.

An irritatingly smart person. It can also be used in a sarcastic manner.
Person 1: The Earth is flat!
Person 2: Okay, Edmond Elephant Jr.
by a random eggplant May 10, 2021
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Dirty Pink Elephant

When an old lady orgasms with a pink elephant and squirts on her partner.
When Ms. Susan asked me to tittyfuck her, I declined and said I would give her the best Dirty Pink Elephant she's ever had.
by pinkelephant21 March 13, 2018
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Elephant walk

often used for hazing where a group of guys form a straight line and grab the erect cock of the guy in back of them with one hand and put their thumb in the sphincter of the guy in front of them then they then walk a in a circle.

Coined by Trey Bright back in 2014
"Good god! I can never tell anyone about the date rapes in this fraternity or they will tell everyone that I participated in an elephant walk during hazing. My butt still hurts (weeping)."
by Unc 2016 June 13, 2023
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Elephant walk

When you tuck your dick between your legs and parade around like an elephant,using your arm as its trunk, all while your friend joins behind you holding your dick and acting like the elephants second half.
We got our ass kicked in our hockey game so we did the elephant walk into the shared shower after the game and showed the other team what a real team looked like.
by Fake Banana May 12, 2024
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Elephant Walk

When you tuck your dick between your legs and parade around like an elephant, using your arm as its trunk, all while your friend joins behind you by grabbing your dick and acting like the elephants second half.
We got our ass kicked in our hockey game so we elephant walked into the shared shower after the game and you should have seen the look on their faces!
by Fake Banana May 12, 2024
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