Evan

To describe something that is fat or phat, something that is ugly, or something that doesn't know how to do something; an insult

Woah, Look at that Evan.

You are such an Evan.

by weeaboohunter420begonstthotty April 19, 2018

evancantskate

a legend that gets a shit load of pussy and is a walking meme and can kinda skate

evancantskate is a walking meme

by yourhotmom69 November 1, 2017

Evan

A short kid that skateboards but isn’t very good. also is thic

Did u see that kid skateboarding? he’s such an evan

by dumbblonde666 December 10, 2017

evan peck

A fuck nigga shit nigga and has a hairy vagina (transgender)

Than Evan peck makes my clit wet

by Hairyvagina101 December 17, 2017

Evan Turpin

The douchest man alive.
Wears douchy glasses.
Wears collared shirt and khakis.

Evan Turpin your're such a douche bag!

by Steven2210 December 17, 2017

Evan

A hot, strong, sexy man who is capable of anything when it comes to sex. He gets all the chicks he chooses.

Person 1: woah you see that guy over there? He looks like he’s good in bed.

Person 2: well of course that’s EVAN.

Person 1: oh

by Gay AL’s Big Gay Boat Ride January 11, 2018

Evan

Type of guy to block you on Instagram. Also the type of guy that says lol when his face is straight and to leave you on seen when you ask him a question.

Luca is being such an Evan

by seriouslykyle? January 28, 2018