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Edward

by Kaiid June 1, 2021
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edward thatch

Ed thatch the true "blckbeard" pirate that truly existed somewhere between 14th 15th centuary. A british origin maater pirate who concored west indie's rum and gold. he used to take 2men to bury his treasure but he always came back alone to his ship ("only I and the devil know the whereabouts of my gold. The one that lives longer shall take it all!."is one of his known sentences)this great pirate death was by a british navy ships (mano'wars and frigates) and finnaly sword injuries and 7 shots till he died! U can simply know this legend of how mush the idea blaclbeqrd spread in our civilisation(jids shows moovies games like assassin creed....)and finnaly he used to shoot his own crew in night to see the bullets impact of flesh while he was eating rum wuth gunpowder!
Piratecaptain: u deserve it! Ur own black flag
Piratewithnewship: i can now rob as mush gold as i want
Edward thatch:why flying a black flag while u can fly a blackbeard
PwithNS:ay ay
by Thr Doctor August 15, 2017
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Edward Bado

and incredibly awesome person, who Allison loves beyond belief
by Bwah! February 11, 2004
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Edward

Edward is one of the worst humans you will ever meet. Doesn’t care about anyone but himself and will stab someone in the back when given the chance. He’s the definition of a snake and should be left alone.
Edward doesn’t use a coaster which means he doesn’t respect wood.
by anthonyyyyyyy58 November 23, 2021
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edward fuggle

A cunt...just a cunt
"wow edward fuggle you cunt"
by spankey legs December 10, 2017
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Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.
Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands
by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017
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Edward Scissor Hands

The sexual act of using a pair of scissors while styling her pubic hair with another pair of scissors
I heard Molly and her boyfriend tried to do Edward scissor hands and she ended up in the hospital.
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