eye ex

Any person (usually a stranger) with whom there was a mutual eye fuck, but you're still single.

Bob: Yo, did you see that hot girl just now? She was totally eye fucking me!
John: Yessir. You two are now officially eye exes.

by Eridaniii July 4, 2023

ex

a former husband, wife, or other partner in a relationship.

"I don't want my ex to spoil what I have now"

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

I want to fuck you again

He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

by pp cc uu October 2, 2021

Text-an-ex drunk

Exactly what it sounds like

“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk”
“How’d it go”
“I’m gonna be a father man”

by bdix02 July 18, 2020

ex boyfriend

an old boyfriend who you dumped because it was hard to date at the time and then goes and dates your best friend the next week. Then your best friend becomes your ex best friend and your ex boyfriend becomes a fucking douche bad and you try to talk to him but he acts like he's so cool because he thinks you want him back but you don't!

A: i like your ex boyfriend.
B: that makes me uncomfortable.

by im_fine123 December 15, 2017

Ex-mortal

a person who did the impossible

Recently a man survived the holocaust, spanish flu, and now COVID 19 he is an Ex-mortal

by mista2 April 6, 2020

Ex-Box

taking a poop inside a box then wrapping it up and giving it to your girlfriend as a means to break up

Example "I gave her an ex-box, i hope she wont be too upset"

by TeamShotOut April 12, 2013