dusty rocking chair

Being by sticking a leg of an old rocking chair up each other's anus while the male gets head

Now that we're in my grandmother's house we can do a dusty rocking chair

by Missbigtits July 18, 2017

dusty snake

A slang word for your massive cock.

Hey bby would you like to see my dusty snake?

by BigBoi696969 August 3, 2017

Dusty

Describes someone or something that is very good/above average.
Mainly used in a positive way to give relation to pretty much anything in an above average context. Can also be used negatively, but not often.

Words that seem like they are bad, but actually mean good things that it can relate to are: sick and disgusting.
Example: Instead of a skateboarder saying "That was sick dude" you could say "That was dusty dude".

Positive examples:
That girl over there is well dusty .
Who's getting dusty tonight?
This sangria is pretty dusty.

Negative examples:
This is not dusty.

by Jonways August 8, 2017

Dusty Snake

The most extreme version of jacking yourself dry

"George, I want a baby" "Well we're not making any tonight honey, I just gave myself a dusty snake"

by spootootoo August 17, 2017

dusty gammel

A Cowardly cunt.

That dude over there is dusty gammel.

by HonorableSelfDischarge August 24, 2017

Dusty Cannon

Expansion on Dusty Canyon-
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack then one suddenly expels flatulence spraying the crumbs and dusty forcibly like the projection of a cannonball and smoke that follows.

Frank gave Bob a dusty canyon, and when Bob ripped one a few seconds later the joke was on Fank with a dusty cannon.

by Jbobrn September 6, 2017

dusty thumb

A mid to late 30s white male with a receding hairline, and to top it off a head shaped like a thumb.

Wow look at that bloke, he looks like a dusty thumb!

by Ladyford September 23, 2017