Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

Dumpasorium

a place for really dumpy people.

Yo mama is so dumpy, she spends her free time in the dumpasorium!

by sloslojo January 25, 2018

dumpster squirel

What female inmates call male inmates. Most likely because they're dirty and only trying to get a nut.

Oh god here comes another dumpster squirel!! Dont make eye contact.

by Alwayzsmilin627 May 8, 2018

Dumpster hump

Tic tacs first gay prison experience

See also salad tossing

Tic tac likes to be dumpster humped while tossing other inmates salads with jell or syurp

by Dumpster hump May 14, 2018

Dumpster Sexy

When a girl is sexy in the most disgusting way

Bella thorn is so dumpster sexy

by steezus_christ June 11, 2018

Dumpster slut

Your dirty little slut

Hi my name is Mary and I’ll be your dirty little dumpster slut today

by anonymous June 12, 2018

Dumpsterfuck

The act of having sex with someone in an unusual place.

I dumpsterfucked tina in the bathroom of the movie theater.

by addamean July 21, 2018