by themouseran April 01, 2020
Noun: A crafty, creative project or product that is risqué or lewd in nature. Named for Martha Stewart, queen of domesticity and creativity (who might be in touch with her inner bad girl...she HAS been to the big house).
by Naughty Counselor September 12, 2008
The hottest, sexiest one around A true goddess DirtyCandy will be the one to rock your entire world. You better keep your Dirty 7Candy to yourself, if not your a fool, her dangerous but oh so sexy eyes will keep you in a trance. And oh what them lips do explosive sexual desire beyond belief. Dangerous but irresistible Everyone wants her so you better be doing your job or someone will kindly do it for you.Candy is a rare breed no other can even come close. Candy loves to please her mate in any way they desire, Candy is definitely the best you will ever have. Think twice before letting go, you'll never find another to do the things lime Candy does!
by Dark goddess May 17, 2019
when an older sick low life scumbag goes to Sears mens bathroom and proceeds to drill holes in the stalls to sneak a peak of another mans meat while they urinate
I was at Sears using the bathroom to take a wicked piss and I noticed next to me was an eyeball glancing over at my meat package giving me the Dirty Clive.
by Pole30 March 15, 2008
A sexual act between two women where one woman rubs her breast(s) on the vagina specifically the clitoris of the other woman.
by madmeszel June 22, 2014
An addictive creation that originated in the city of Downey. The exotic dish is the result of gummy worms and KoolAid coming together for an orgasmic delight. These treats are so good that schools across Downey have banned the creation and sale of dirty worms. To make dirty worms, just lightly wet a gummy worm and then cover it with KoolAid powder. Typically eaten in a Zip-lock bag, dirty worms are a must for any candy salesman in Downey.
by xycirk June 13, 2012
A Dirty Perry occurs while driving in multiple passenger situations. The performer has the most control as the driver of the vehicle in question but public transit allows for the execution of the Dirty Perry under varied circumstances. The ideal preconditions for a Dirty Perry are limited ventilation and high relative air temperatures. With these conditions in place the performer then let's loose a brown eye demon. High caliber instances of the Dirty Perry will cause the surrounding victims to taste pennies and attempt to escape the vehicle by any means up to and including leaping into traffic at high speeds.
The Carpool that Monday seemed normal. No one questioned Dan when he turned up the heat as it was chilly outside nor did they notice as he locked out the window controls. The horror that fell upon them as the Dirty Perry broke upon their senses set them scrambling for the window controls. As the bouquet of funk reached its first stage of flavors Frank, wild with desperation and knowing the bouquet was only starting to bloom took a header out of the rear left door of the Nissan. Tom saw psychedelic spotches of color as the second layer or aromas hit him but was able to find the door controls through the haze and escape out the rear right door. Rick lost all motor control as the Perry reached the penny stage and was therefore unable to escape. He has since recovered all but the use of his right arm.
by baddestcatinthewholedamntown October 26, 2007