oleaginous deuce

the act of eating fast food while on the toilet

Last night ended with a nice oleaginous deuce and little shame.

by Sgt. Donny Donowitz June 03, 2017

Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.

What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??

by lexicon55 August 12, 2021

Deuce Poppi

typically a man that has a large unit. Also can spit game at any women at any time of the day. The first Poppi's originated on E2.

Trev Pearson an Mikey are original Deuce Poppi's

by treve2 April 11, 2011

flash deuce

The action of taking a dump within the time frame of 1-2 min.

before we go i gotta take a quick flash deuce.

by zaivon July 01, 2010

Deuce Bigalow

1.When one drinks two cups of Bigalow tea, using two tea bags.
2.When one throws two teabags at you.
3. When two dudes teabag a hoe.

"Why Percival, I think we ought to teabag that lovely bird over yonder."
"Why Thaddeus, I do think you are correct."
"I think this calls for the fabled Deuce Bigalow"

"This betta not take all day, I gotta meet my parole offica in 2 hours"

by Intertubes9000 March 15, 2020

dirty deuce

A person who absoluteley smells like onions, after a long day of work of doing nothing on the job.

Damn bro you are a dirty deuce you stinky piece of shit.

by lebron42069 November 13, 2023

county deuce

When someone gives you a very short cigarette with less than 2 puffs left before you hit the filter.

"Yo, Ryssa, Lemme have your county deuce!"
"Damn. For real? Here."

by The_Jolly_Green_Giant March 02, 2020