daddy december

The Irish word for Santa clause; found on Instagram

Oh look it's daddy December!

by Hunterkid1 March 15, 2016

Donut December

This is the month when you eat donuts everyday. Be fat. You gotta dress up as Santa Clause later in the month, so why not get fat.

Person 1: Is it Donut December yet?
Person 2: Yeah, it is! Why?
Person 1: I LOVE DONUTS
Person 2: Weirdo

by MynoduespPalindrome October 31, 2019

Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December (DDD) is for those who have failed No Nut November (NNN), where you don't ejaculate for the entire month.

I just failed No Nut November, but I can

still try to survive Dry Dick December.

by GrapeSurgeon December 1, 2018

December 5th

December 5th is the only day of the year where men with big dicks get born. It is also the day of the penis.

Oh my have you seen his cock? He must be born on December 5th

by azurtt October 15, 2019

December 18th

Gay Brazilian nigga named Ben was born

That nigga gay December 18th

by lilyuh October 24, 2019

december 24

if you were born on this day you are the most precious and smolest bean on the fuck planet; oh and youre also maried to harry styles ;) YEAH YOU LOUIS TOMLINSON

whens your birthday?

- december 24 why?

oh well it says here youre married to harry styles?

- do i LOOK as gorgeous as louis tomlinson????

by im high on larry🥴 October 26, 2019

December 4

Girls get ready you get to hit a guy it the dick today only if he is an asshole.

Girl:guys guess what day it is ?
Boys:what?
Girl: December 4 watch out!
Boy:ahhhhhhhhhhhh

by darkroad💉 December 3, 2019