you're my wife now dave

the catchphrase of the league of gentlemens apocolypse character papa lazarous. a very strange creation who i myself idolise

papa say you're my wife now dave

by blue ship October 1, 2006

bling blingin dave rizzle

Dave, kinky kid with hair...And a VERY LONG BASS LINE...>_>; and ....yea....
BLING!

yo rizzle bling bling muthafucka back up off my white tee yo.bitch.......i love you

by g dizzle rizze from millerspizzle January 15, 2005

National slap Roshan Dave week

On this week (10-17 to 10-24) you get to slap Roshan Dave's ass without any consent.

Yooooo, Rosahn you finna die it's National Slap Roshan Dave week.

by Rocky_D_Epic_Poopyhead October 17, 2019

National Fuck Dave Day

Where you absolutely hate the guy Dave. You are disappointed in Dave

You: what day is it?
Friend: it’s February 11th.
You: it’s national fuck Dave day.
Friend: what’s that?
You: where you absolutely hate that guy named Dave

by Bigdickduck February 6, 2022

gfdid God Fucking Damn It Dave

a song by broadway karkat where a troll named karkat does.... questionable... things while singing about a human named dave

i cant believe gfdid God Fucking Damn It Dave was popular on tiktok. like why would a song about a male troll beating it while singing about his love-hate relationship with a human boy be so popular on a commonly homophobic app? people need to do research.

by soul overrun November 3, 2020

Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar

That lady just gave me the ol’ Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

by SALosDawg4Eva May 23, 2021

The Dirty Dave Rob AKA The DDR

Giving head to two guys at the same time and then vomiting when both penis' ejaculate simultaneously and the ejaculate hits the uvula. This then causes one to vomit all over both erect penis'. Optional: If one is up for the challenge they can do all of this while playing Dance Dance Revolution and Forecasting future cash flows. Also known as the Double Dick Ralph!!

Jason Atwd: Did Dave Rob work on his accounting homework last night?

Patrick Zallrman: I dont think so, I am pretty sure he was busy with some dudes.

Dave Rob: FUCK YA Suckin' Dick at the same time. I DDR'd those FUCKERS!!!!

Jason Atwd and Patrick Zallrman: You got any homework tonight. If not, you wanna head on over and play some DDR with us?!?!

Mike Fullsome: Are you guys talking about The Dirty Dave Rob AKA The DDR?

by Mike Fullsome December 9, 2007