cunted fuck

Usually used in a positive sense, possibly as a greeting to a close friend or when they've acted in a way which makes one proud

A: I went to sailors the other night and fucked this bitch in the toilet
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome

or

A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt

by theCF July 7, 2012

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Cunt Fluff

d, The fluff that accumlates after having no sex for 3+ weeks.

v, a woman who has a dry spell can develop cunt fluff

Jack pulled in the bar but when they got into Lisa's bed, Jack saw she had cunt fluff.

Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
A
Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019

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You Are a Cunt

A popular song by the now-famous YouTuber, "Kat McSnatch".

{Erik}: Have you seen the video for Kat McSnatch's new song, "You Are a Cunt"? It's gone viral!
{Cathy}: Yea, I've seen it and even downloaded it to my Ipod!
{Erik}: Our 'rents are going to either ground us for eternity or die laughing if they ever hear it!

by Telephony August 22, 2014

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slopp cunt

Slopp Cunt is the act of acting like a total drunken total whore

When Jordan drinks She acts like a slopp cunt whore around all the guys

by Jack Davidson March 8, 2015

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cunt

can't understand normal thinking. someone that refuses to think as others do

he asked for an opinion yet the cunt didn't understand the reponse

by vilorchid February 4, 2010

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cunt for men

Poisoning someone's sandwich.
As a word as concise, hate-encapsulating as cunt that works for men is nonexistant, poisoning someone's sandwich is a perfect replacement for using the word.

- God. How I hate him. I want to call him out, but there's no equivalent of cunt for men!
- Cunt for men, huh? I saw something about this on CollegeHumor. Just poison his sandwich, it's the same.

by Sire Lorenz April 17, 2016

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