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Porch couch

by Cju178 November 13, 2017
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Couch thief

a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.
Brian is a couch thief. He venmo-ed me to split the Uber, even though he had a free ride.
by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017
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Couch Pussy

The space between two cushions on a couch.
Bro my girl was being a prude the other night so I had to settle for that couch pussy.
by RNDRPS November 24, 2017
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life couching

Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.
Guy 1: Dude why are you so quiet?

Guy 2: oh, im just life couching.
by Mistcakes December 5, 2017
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Companion Couch

A super-comfy couch, with an in-built phone charger.
Is that a Companion Couch? That couch is completely rad!
by givesies February 22, 2018
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Couch Potatoed

Verb

When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.
by CarlG.Willie May 9, 2018
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extreme couching

if you never leave your couch and just relax all day. Real professionals even tend to just watch Netflix while excercising this marvelous sport. GGG
Yesterday I did nothing except extreme couching all day. Fam, it was marvelous!
by EstebañoTheGreat February 14, 2017
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