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Rent-a-cop

The lowest form of life on earth. Many of them failed psychological tests at the police academy and are pissed off they couldn't be real cops. They spend their time harassing people who have broken ankles for leaning on things while waiting in line and screaming at and running off paying customers who are just minding their own business. They also all drive shitty, broken-down cars and get no pussy because they get paid like 10 dollars an hour.
God created rent-a-cops so people who make a living bottoming in anal scat porn would have someone to look down on.
by enfant terrible October 3, 2023
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Cop block

When you refuse to talk to police.
Because- No Good Can Come Of It.
And the ones that say , good can come of it, are fucking backstabbers that have no empathy, no soul, no conscious OR are still looking for their missing grand baby....
Na, man, don’t you do it. Cop block that pig.
by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022
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Cops

Known for their love of donuts and overpolicing black and brown neighborhoods.
“Cops just stopped me on the way to work. I hate pigs.”
by BRUHHHHHHHH? July 7, 2020
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cop

a sub human who couldn't get a job as a gym teacher because they're either too stupid or too much of a prick (or both)
This cop truly is a worthless prick
by sdklfjsklrgnklsg January 23, 2024
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Spider cop

"Those fucken spider cops always got me caught from lyin!"
by Evrtt November 23, 2016
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Optimism Cop

A person who has a negative or hostile attitude towards anything that isn't 100% positivity. These kinds of people have the good vibes only mindset & expect everything to go perfectly 100% of the time to their taste. If something should go wrong, they have a hostile mentality towards it.
When I expressed how I felt to the Optimism Cop, he told me not to "be negative".
by Rill GiktokExcelticus September 12, 2021
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w cop

Garza shiracona
I like to w crims because I am a w cop
by Wibbywobby69 December 18, 2023
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