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Cop speak

A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.
The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.
by CharleneV May 5, 2023
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cop hour

3-4am; The hour in which police officers are on the highest alert for criminal activity.
Random Hippie "Hey man be careful, it's cop hour, the pigs are really out for blood tonight!"
Random Plug "Yeah, there's one parked by the bank right now with his lights off, watch out."
by loud_ April 27, 2017
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racist crooked cop

a cop who abuses the rights of minorities
Denise: carl is a racist crooked cop
Nate: I know he said he likes to pick up blacks on friday so they cant see a judge until monday so they have to sit there the entire weekend

other examples of carl's racial crookedness includes planting crack cocaine on minorities and always clearing all warrants of minorities
by MrYellowTeeth47 January 28, 2024
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Cop the cow

"Dude did he just say cop the cow?!?"
"Yes he did xD"
by person342093 January 6, 2021
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cop a hug

A guy pretends to hug a woman, but secretly tries to touch her breast or butt in the process. cop a feel, sexual assault, groping, frotteurism, touchy feely, fondle, butt, breast, Me Too, Times Up
The director hugged me and tried to cop a hug when he squeezed my breast with his hand.
by joecoolthefool September 2, 2018
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Copped

when you cut parts of an image off but retain parts of it, typically for comedic or general utility.
"i just copped this image of me... doing your mom."
by ariiajf;aif August 29, 2022
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Cop Infested Waters

An area with a high police presence.
Don’t drink and drive if you’re going downtown, those are Cop Infested Waters.
by TBohnanza September 12, 2020
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