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Cop schmopped

When the boys lie, LIE out their butts to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.

*Although sometimes no oinking involved...

When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....

When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......

Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.

Until , ...during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his six of his beloved kittens.....................(audience shook /shocked)
—Billy No kill no kittens.
(Even more shock)
- Tommy HERE ,-> a victim of cop schmopping.

And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.....

you know Billy loved those kittens G..... he sure as fuck wouldn’t help you search for 6 hours for nothing.. not even if he was the killer.. stupidmothrrfycker
Sisco: “ yo, wat happened in there?... you crack?...”
Kimmy: “shut the fack up sis’s!! Boys tol me wat you did with my GRandMAaaa, My AunTieee and my cousin Stacy, OKAYyyyyyy”
Sisco: “ You shoulda known I’d never touch your cousin Stacy, she’s fucking Down syndrome, you stupid clitch!You Got Cop Schmopped Ho, you got to go..” ( shoots Kimmy)
Sisco: “ you made me do this.....” ( walks away slowly)
by Mrs. Nesbit March 6, 2022
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Reddit Cop

A self-appointed internet detective who treats every subreddit or comment thread like a crime scene. Usually spends their time “investigating” gang activity, rap beefs, or conspiracy theories using Google MyMaps, Genius lyrics, and decade-old articles. Loves saying “source?” and “this set isn’t real” while never having left their bedroom.
“Only a Reddit Cop would think a YouTube video from 2014 makes a fake gang like WSDMGC73 ‘active’—mind you, these clowns weren’t even in the video!” — LA local
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025
mugGet the Reddit Copmug.

cop

verb

1 : to purchase or seek contraband or dangerous items
2 : to steal or scavenge at great risk
It's not easy to cop in a new city.
by Real Rusty Shackleford February 11, 2019
mugGet the copmug.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone

When something isn’t bad enough to be good but still bad and not good, like the 2015 Action/Comedy movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Woah dude, Megamind 2 was totally in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone.
by definitelynotocto April 13, 2024
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Cop

An extremely cowardly person. The lowest level of being a coward.
“Why are you behaving so violently without provocation? Are you a cop?”
by Velcro April 23, 2021
mugGet the Copmug.

Cop

Cop mean to actually cop somebody on something they did or say. Basically confronting.
I’m finna cop him for talking bad on my name or I’m have to cop you for saying that shit
by Realistshortylatina January 25, 2019
mugGet the Copmug.

P-COP

Person #1: Mrs. smith asked me what nationality I am And I told her I was black. She corrected me and said I was African- American

Person #2: She's such a P-cop
by Paris Jacobs1 November 19, 2009
mugGet the P-COPmug.

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