coachectomy

The act of surgically removing a coach's foot, from one's ass.

Kyle: Did you hear what happened to James?
Ryan: No, what happened?
Kyle: James got a coachectomy because he kept fucking around at practice.
Ryan: I guess James found out.

by Turtlemoan September 4, 2022

Conan

a person who sits around eating pizza rolls for 300 hours straight and then crys because he has to go to school

Conan is an idiot

by Schupp September 8, 2022

cocachewer

A cocachewer is a racial slur towards Peruvians.

man: “hey you! You damn cocachewer!! 😡”

by mkeys September 18, 2022

Conan Gray

Literally the most beautiful person on planet earth. The love of my life, the embodiment of perfection. Basically Jesus Christ himself come down from the heavens to bless us with music. I love him more than I love myself. Going to his concert will change the course of your entire life. Love this precious person like there’s no tomorrow.

Person 1: “Hey, how do you spell ‘my everything’?”
Person 2: “C-o-n-a-n-G-r-a-y.”
Person 1: “But that spells ‘Conan Gray’.”
Person 2: “Exactly.”

by MoolyTheCow September 24, 2022

conafram

Something that’s 10 inches

“Can you hand me that conafram pipe.”

by Q&J October 1, 2022

conaer

The most xenophobic, tory, cuck you will meet. A passionate royalest and pervayor of Boris Johnson sex dolls he uses to replace his lack of freinds. has had a peinus reduction to prevent fainting during erections.

The queen is dead- that'll upset Conaer

by Untitled_Mammal October 6, 2022

Coach Fuzz

The greatest basketball coach of all time-MVP on the team

Coach fuzz mannnnn. He improved my game so much I made the team. I was ass before tho low key

by Rahajella October 11, 2022