Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull

“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic

by iiTzXan June 26, 2023

A Nick Huston Classic

When you shit in your hands and clap while singing ITS CORN

I gave her a Nick Huston classic yesterday

by The most special special June 27, 2023

certified mieszko classic

Sytuacja spawnująca sie kiedy frekwencja jest w okolicach 40-50%
- twoja matka grozi ci wypisaniem z mieszka/przepisaniem do szkoły publicznej

- jesli dalej nie bedziesz chodzic do szkoly to nie bede tyle kurwa placic
- od jutra idziesz do osemki xd
>certified mieszko classic

by niemozliwe January 15, 2024

Dropping a classic

shitting hard

Is Jeremy dropping a classic or something because he has been on toilet for 20 minutes!

by suupre February 27, 2024

The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024

The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024

certified blox classic

known as the album that involves roblox-related songs

Person 1: do you wanna listen to some certified blox classics
Person 2: put on guest mode and yeah

by jey kaweedo April 6, 2025