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Chili Commissioner

A well-dressed, elegant gentleman who typically presides over chili competitions. The earliest known chili commissioner lived in the United Kingdom during the renaissance. They are long thought to have connections to the Knights Templar and other ancient orders.
Hi, I'm the Chili Commissioner! I'd like to thank you for coming today! Ha!
by Phillipsd89 September 21, 2016
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Chili Ruha

When a female, or male takes a dump on your chest, while simultaneously shoving a manaquin arm in and out of your ass.
Man, that chuck was wild. I needed a shower after my first chili ruha. Hurts to sit too
by Munchiemax April 27, 2022
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skyline chili ceiling fountain suspension

a sex move where the sub suspends from the ceiling upside down with their legs spread while the dom pours skyline chili into their ass and let it marinate it until the dom says its ok it let it out and the sub begins to shart it out. it can also be used in the vagina but the infections go crazy 💀🤘‼
dom: baby boy dont you DARE poop it out. or daddy is going to punish you
sub: mmm~ but i cant hold it!!! please master let me poop!
*BLAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
dom:...
sub: im sowwy master...
dom: hey, lets ask our viewers on how to punish this brat who decided to break the laws of the skyline chili ceiling fountain suspension!

chat: *goes nuts*
by edging_in_my_goon_cave December 4, 2024
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Chili Cheese Dog

When you have dick cheese (formally known as smegma) and a girl shits on your dick during anal to make a chili cheese dog.
I told you some girls like dick cheese, she made me a chili cheese dog last night!
by My moist is critical October 22, 2024
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Chili peen

When A member Of the Illuminati puts chilli powder of their penis and their inserts it into the arse of the partner
"Babe your ready to chili peen?"
by Peenchugger123 April 29, 2019
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Toledo Chili Dog

When you defecate on a woman's chest then have sex with her breasts
Brandon ate some Rudy's then gave a random chick a Toledo Chili Dog
by B Random419 April 29, 2022
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Chili Volcano

The act of pouring chili in someone’s asshole and then eating the chili out of their asshole
- “ONG that chili volcano hit the spot”.
- Matthew wants to get chili volcanoed.
by TheBallsGuy March 25, 2024
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