n: the sticky medley of skin cells, sweat, dried urine/semen, fecal matter, and pubic hair that accumulates either in the upper portion of the taint, directly beneath the scrotum, or at base of the penis, where it lays across the top of the scrotum
Man 1: Dude, your hand stinks!
Man 2: Sorry. I was scratching my nuts, and got some vrumunda cheese under my fingernail.
Man 2: Sorry. I was scratching my nuts, and got some vrumunda cheese under my fingernail.
by phrobowroe January 10, 2012
Get the Vrumunda Cheesemug. I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.
by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
Get the Crackling Cheesemug. Cheese that tastes so amazing, you develop an instant fetish for it when more than 10mg are ingested.
by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 6, 2019
Get the Fetish Cheesemug. An expression for a sum of money which is considered large enough to give someone a baller status.
Someone who is earning baller cheese or has baller cheese can usually be seen throwing fifty pound noted out of the window of their Aston Martin.
Someone who is earning baller cheese or has baller cheese can usually be seen throwing fifty pound noted out of the window of their Aston Martin.
Gentleman Falconer: "Good day, Homedog. One has heard through the vine of grapes that one has come into baller cheese."
Homedog: "Yeah buddy, livin' the dream!"
OG Page: "Damn contractors. Do they even lift?"
Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "Guys, may I have some cheese?"
Spanners: "Nah fam, you aint baller enough."
Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "But I drive a 335i...?"
Gentleman Falconer: "Yes Ky-el, but one must draw attention to the fact that your automobile is of the convertible variety, which is neither baller, nor cheese."
OG Page: "OHH SNAP, SON! HAIRDRESSER IN THE BUILDING!"
Homedog: "Yeah buddy, livin' the dream!"
OG Page: "Damn contractors. Do they even lift?"
Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "Guys, may I have some cheese?"
Spanners: "Nah fam, you aint baller enough."
Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "But I drive a 335i...?"
Gentleman Falconer: "Yes Ky-el, but one must draw attention to the fact that your automobile is of the convertible variety, which is neither baller, nor cheese."
OG Page: "OHH SNAP, SON! HAIRDRESSER IN THE BUILDING!"
by Crewza October 10, 2015
Get the Baller cheesemug. The food that beats any food including Mac and cheese itself it's better than any rich man or god/goddess it will cure your depression and it's best friends with Jesus Christ. Mac and cheese is the best.
Person:All hail Mac and cheese
Your mum:I love Mac and cheese
Girlfriend: I am leaving you for Mac and cheese
Your mum:I love Mac and cheese
Girlfriend: I am leaving you for Mac and cheese
by The_wise_one_no1 March 28, 2019
Get the Mac and cheesemug. by yesfriendsanswers May 20, 2020
Get the Cheese Fiendmug. That creamy, smegma that formulates around the bellend of one’s knob. Ripe, pungent, savory yet tangy.
Discovering a find of vein cheese is akin to discovering a hoard of fresh truffles.
Discovering a find of vein cheese is akin to discovering a hoard of fresh truffles.
As we relaxed along the shoreline, frolicking and drinking a vintage Cabernet, she reached and exposed my throbbing member. Freeing it to the open and fresh sea air, she moistened her waiting lips and leaned down to delectably swallow my bell. To her wonderful surprise, she peeled back the foreskin to reveal a trove of fresh vein cheese, ripe and ready. She scooped it with her trembling finger and smeared it upon a cracker from our basket. I could see it was ripe and tangy from the puckering of her cheeks. She complimented the flavor with a sip of her wine then commenced to copulate my shaft until a glorious rope of skeet trickled down her chin.
by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
Get the Vein Cheesemug.