chocolate mining

Slang term for anal sex

Sam: Look at those two over there, definitely uphill gardeners.
Tom: Deffo, bet they are going home to do some chocolate mining!

by mrhaddock December 12, 2016

chocolate Gomez

When you take a chunky diarrhea on a girls face. From the same family as Dirty Sanchez

The chocolate Gomez is a sure fire way to make sure she never calls you again

by 92749(84026253) January 14, 2023

Chocolate Humidor

The chocolate humidor is a male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars will lose moisture within 2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.

Steve asked Brenda if she'd moisten his dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said. Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."

by SoapyJohnson September 3, 2017

Chocolate Dip

When one places their anus over their significant others nose. Leaving a nice chocolate dipped sniffer

I totally chocolate dipped Amy last night bro! Her sneezer was well chocolaty.

by Mr Whippy69er April 13, 2014

Chocolate todger

An old fashioned, vulgar word for cigar. Mainly used by the poor.

- you got any chocolate todger's

-Nah, sorry mate.

by K. Lewis June 3, 2018

Chocolate loaf

A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread

It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand

My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022

chocolate bismarck

Anal variation of a creampie.

Every time my girl gets drunk she wants a chocolate bismarck.

by poco gato October 16, 2019