A case of diarrhea, usually following a night of drinking or Mexican food, in which the feces comes out in fast spurts, almost like when someone who stutters speaks and struggles to get words out smoothly.
I ate some Chipotle and had a couple of IPAs last night and woke up with the worst case of the stutter butts.
by stutterbutts1 August 29, 2018
Gelatinous substance that escapes from your butt when you gamble on a fart and lose. Often times after enema or a bout of diarrhea. Sometimes without warning.
by CareBear82 March 26, 2017
by Yuumuuuuu February 10, 2014
various odours sprayed from ones anus, directly on someones skin.leaving the wearer with a pungent butt perfume odour.
"yo Tayla, what's the scent you got on"
"its Hayley's butt perfume"
"how'd yo get that"
"are you daft? she needs to fart on you dude"
"its Hayley's butt perfume"
"how'd yo get that"
"are you daft? she needs to fart on you dude"
by Bigstick_69__ August 26, 2016
The posting of gibberish to Facebook or in an e-mail because your phone is in your pocket and you somehow clicked POST or SEND.
A typical butt post looks like this: "NNNBJJJGHHHTUUYJJHMMBJJGUUTKMMBMMBLLKMNNVHHFGJJGNMB"
A typical butt post looks like this: "NNNBJJJGHHHTUUYJJHMMBJJGUUTKMMBMMBLLKMNNVHHFGJJGNMB"
Karen checked in at an airport then butt posted fifteen lines of random characters to her status update.
by TheRealAndOnlyChiffonade January 15, 2011
A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.
John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.
Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.
Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.
by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019
by Notsnhojnamtuo December 11, 2012