butt ton

a fucking lot.
a shit ton.
a great amount.

Nike didn't give John Ross an island, but I'm sure they gave him a butt ton of cash.

by b&byc&kes March 4, 2017

butt soaking

Resting the wiener inside the butt without thrusting as to remain an anal virgin

Molly was a whore but wanted to save something until marriage, so she would only do butt soaking

by Jwaching July 21, 2016

Cyclops butt

When someone doesn't have a definitive buttcrack but has a very definitive asshole.

I pulled down her pants and was looking her cyclops butt in the eye.

by TheUnderhill January 3, 2017

butt cushion

An donut-shaped apparatus used to sit on after someone has injured their tailbone, usually of the inflatable variety.

Josh has to sit on a butt cushion because Brigg kneed him in the tailbone.

by bruised spine October 3, 2003

Butt feathers

When your butt hairs stick together because of some feces stuck up in their so it forms a feather

I need to take a long hot shower to tear apart these butt feathers

by Notsnhojnamtuo December 11, 2012

X-butt

The butt you get from playing way too much Xbox.

Me: are you ever gonna use that kinect or are you just gonna let that X-butt keep going?

Her: Imma do whatevah I want... pass me them cheetos.

by wailamoa January 10, 2012

butt vomitorium

a room containing a toilet; a bathroom

After eating a bunch of fried chicken to cure a hangover, I committed what felt like a crime against humanity in the butt vomitorium.

by billy br July 8, 2011